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Flo Rida - Club Can't Handle Me Lyrics


You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin you I'm watchin you we go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)
The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

Hey
I own the light and I don't need no help
Gotta be the feeling that scarface player
Stuntin go wild can't handle this plan
Life of the club arrogant like yeah!
Top like money all the girls just melt
Want to many all know me like Twelve
Look like cash and they all just stare
Bottles, Models, standin on chairs
Fall out coz that's the business
All out it's so ridiclous
Zone out so much attention
Scream out I'm in the building (hey! )
They watchin I know this
I'm rockin I'm rolling
I'm holding, I know it
You know it

You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin you I'm watchin you we go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)
The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

Hey
Still feelin myself I'm like outta control
Can't stop now more shots lets go
Ten more rounds can I get a Kato
Paparazzi trying to make me pose
Came to party to I came no more
Celebrate coz that's all I know
Tip the groupies takin off their clothes
Grand finale' like superbowl
Go hard run the show
That's right wild out got money to blow
More light more ice when I walk in the door
No hype I do it big all over the globe
Yeah!

I said it
Go tell it
Confetti
Who ready?
I'm ready!
You ready!
Lets get it!

You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin you watchin me we go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)
(Put your hands up! )
(Put your hands up! )
(Put your hands up! )
The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)
(Put your hands up! )
(Put your hands up! )
(Put your hands up! )

You got me watchin now (hey)
Got my attention now (hey)
Got everybody in the club wanting to know now
I am a ladies man
Come and be my lady and...
We can ball, soo, ahhhhhh
Bring ya body here let me switch up the atmosphere
Take you up out of this club and in my new limo
Fly you all around the world
What you want baby girl
Are you ready to go now!

You know I know how
To make em stop and stare as I zone out
The club can't even handle me right now
Watchin you watchin me we go all out
The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)
(Put your hands up! )
(Put your hands up! )
(Put your hands up! )
The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)
(Put your hands up! )
Lets celebrate now
(Put your hands up! )
You know who shut it down!

Lawak, HaHa!!

Di keheningan pagi...... keadaan yg sibuk di salah satupasar tamu kat sabah, membuatkn keadaan tak berapa selesa.... terlihat... ramai org berbaris menanti bas yg begitu lambat.... kesesakn org ramai membuatkn kesesakn nafas berlaku... akhirnya bas sampai juga......
org ramai yg sarat dgn barang sendiri berebut2 menaik bas yg usang bin buruk.... oleh krn keadan bas yg kecil dan org yg ramai..terpaksa la ada yg berhimpit2....
(setengah jam perjalan)
Bas yg serba kekurangan... aircon pu tak de... music lg la tiada... oleh krn jalan tanah merah memasuki hutan felda..... penuh habuk dan jendela terpaksa ditutup bg mengelakkn abuk dr masuk dlm bas... semua penumpang kepanasan dan bemcm mcm bau blh di cium.... dan tiba2!!!!!!!!!!
Semua penumpang tercium bau kentut yg paling busuk pernah di hidu.... oleh krn jendela yg tertutup rapat... bau kentut tu pun terperangkap dlm bas..... menyebabkan semua penumpang mengamuk dan akn mengajar cukup2 pd org yg tak bertangung jawab membuang angin disaat orang tengh bersesakn ini.....
Terdengarlah suara2 penumpang itu bercakap....
Makcik: kurang ajar btl!!!!! berani sungguh dia kentut dlm bas ini!!!!!!!
Driver: jahanam... ini mesti kentut 8 tahun yg lalu.... baik mengaku sapa yg kentut sblm ada kejadian yg tak di ingini berlaku!!!!
kaki buli: klu aku tahu sapa yg kentut nahas la dia!!!!!!
Samseng kampung: jahanam...... aku bunuh sapa yg kentut ni.... baik mengaku.....!!!!!!!
tak de sapa yg mengaku....... semua penumpang terpaksala juga menahan malapetaka ini... kondaktor bas itu terpaksa menutup mukanya utk memungut tambang dr semua penumpang........
Tiba2 kondaktor itu bertanya soalan yg paling bodoh sekali dlm alam semester ini...........
kondaktor: ah!!!!! yang kentut tu...turun mana....!!!!!!!
lelaki mesteri: depan lg sikit...dekat bustop..... yg ada kereta kancil di sebelah nya....
dan cerita terpaksa di SENSOR krn adeganseterusnya terpaksa ditutup krn tak sesuai ditonton oleh budak2 atau yg brumur 18 thn ke bwh.... krn mengandungi babak ngeri dan menakutkan..... yg blh hnyalah ini........ ah!!!!!!!!!!1 tolong aku!!!!! aku di perkosa dlm bas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! titttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttt sory telah di sensor..........

Ribena!
Pada suatu hari di hari raya, Ali and the gang pergi beraya di rumah aunty Aminah. Aunty Aminah telah menghidangkan air ribena.
Ali : Aunty, takda air lain ke? Ingat kitaorang ni kanak-kanak ribena ke?
Amir : Aahlah aunty, hidang le beer ke, wine ke, brandy ke, baru ada kelas.
Aminah : Kepala hotak korang, ingat rumah aunty ni bar ke? Nak kena sebat? Ini kira dah ok le, kalau tidak nak bagi air longkang je bagi korang minum.
Moral : Jgn minum arak, berdosa.

7 Fakta Pelik

1. Nama yang paling banyak digunakan di dunia adalah Mohammed.
2. Satu-satunya makanan yang tidak akan busuk? Jawapan : madu.
3. Siput boleh tidur selama 3 tahun.
4. Dalam 18 bulan, 2 ekor tikus membiak lebih dari sejuta anak tikus!
5. Memakai headphone selama satu jam dapat menstimulasi perkembangan bakteria dalam telinga sebanyak 700 kali ganda!
6. Setiap lipstik mengandung sisik ikan.
7. Apa persamaan baju kalis peluru, printer laser, tangga kecemasan dan wiper kenderaan? Jawapannya : semua ditemukan oleh perempuan ! Ha !