B.O.B.'s "Airplanes" featuring Eminem and Hayley Williams lyric

Airplanes featuring Eminem lyrics

[Refrain: Hayley Williams]

Can we pretend that airplanes

In the night sky

Are like shooting stars

I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)

Can we pretend that airplanes

In the night sky

Are like shooting stars

I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)

[B.o.B:]

Dreamin... I Fallin...

Yeah

Lets pretend like its 98, like I'm eating lunch off of a Styrofoam trey

Trying to be the next rapper coming out the A

Hoping for a record deal, to re-know my pain

Now lets pretend like I'm on the stage

And when my beat drops everybody goes insane (Ok)

And everybody know my name (B.o.B)

And everywhere I go people wanna hear me sang

Oh yea and I just dropped my new album

On the first week I did 500thousand

Gold in the spring and diamond in the fall

And then a world tour just to top it all off

And lets pretend like they call me the greatest

Selling out arenas with big ass stages

And everybody loved me and no one ever hated

Lets try to use imagination

[Refrain: Hayley Williams]

Can we pretend that airplanes

In the night sky

Are like shooting stars

I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)

Can we pretend that airplanes

In the night sky

Are like shooting stars

I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)

[B.o.B:]

Ok, let's pretend like this never happened

Like I never had dreams of being a rapper

Like I didn't write raps in all of my classes

B.o.b Airplanes featuring Eminem lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/bob-airplanes-part-ii-lyrics.html

Like I never use to runaway into the blackness

Now lets pretend like it was all-good

Like I didn't live starring in a notebook

Like I did the things I probably knew I should

But I didn't have maybes that's why they call it hood

Now lets pretend like I aint got a name

Before they ever called me B.o.B or a.k.a Bobby Ray

I'm talking back before the mixtapes

Before the videos and the deals and the fame

Before they once compared me to Andre

Before I ever got my space

Before they ever noticed my face

So let's just pretend and make wishes out of airplanes

[Chorus - Hayley Williams]

Can we pretend that airplanes

In the night sky

Are like shooting stars

I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)

Can we pretend that airplanes

In the night sky

Are like shooting stars

I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)

[Eminem:]

Lets pretend Marshall Mathers never picked up a pen,

Lets pretend things would have been no diff-er-ent,

Pretend he procrastinated had no motivation,

Pretend he just made excuses that were so paper thin.

Make it blow away with the wind, Marshall you're NEVER gonna make it

His alarm went off to wake him but he didn't make it

To the Rap Olympics

Slept through his plane and he missed it

[Refrain: Hayley Williams]

Can we pretend that airplanes

In the night sky

Are like shooting stars

I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)

Can we pretend that airplanes

In the night sky

Are like shooting stars

I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)

Flo Rida - Club Can't Handle Me Lyrics

Club Can't Handle Me lyrics

You know I know how

To make em stop and stare as I zone out

The club can't even handle me right now

Watchin you I'm watchin you we go all out

The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

Hey

I own the light and I don't need no help

Gotta be the feeling that scarface player

Stuntin go wild can't handle this plan

Life of the club arrogant like yeah!

Top like money all the girls just melt

Want to many all know me like Twelve

Look like cash and they all just stare

Bottles, Models, standin on chairs

Fall out coz that's the business

All out it's so ridiclous

Zone out so much attention

Scream out I'm in the building (hey! )

They watchin I know this

I'm rockin I'm rolling

I'm holding, I know it

You know it

You know I know how

To make em stop and stare as I zone out

The club can't even handle me right now

Watchin you I'm watchin you we go all out

The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

Hey

Still feelin myself I'm like outta control

Can't stop now more shots lets go

Ten more rounds can I get a Kato

Paparazzi trying to make me pose

Came to party to I came no more

Celebrate coz that's all I know

Tip the groupies takin off their clothes

Grand finale' like superbowl

Go hard run the show

That's right wild out got money to blow

More light more ice when I walk in the door

No hype I do it big all over the globe

Yeah!

I said it

Go tell it

Confetti

Who ready?

I'm ready!

You ready!

Lets get it!

You know I know how

To make em stop and stare as I zone out

The club can't even handle me right now

Watchin you watchin me we go all out

The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

(Put your hands up! )

(Put your hands up! )

(Put your hands up! )

The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

(Put your hands up! )

(Put your hands up! )

(Put your hands up! )

You got me watchin now (hey)

Got my attention now (hey)

Got everybody in the club wanting to know now

I am a ladies man

Come and be my lady and...

We can ball, soo, ahhhhhh

Bring ya body here let me switch up the atmosphere

Take you up out of this club and in my new limo

Fly you all around the world

What you want baby girl

Are you ready to go now!

You know I know how

To make em stop and stare as I zone out

The club can't even handle me right now

Watchin you watchin me we go all out

The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

(Put your hands up! )

(Put your hands up! )

(Put your hands up! )

The club can't even handle me right now (yeahhhhh)

(Put your hands up! )

Lets celebrate now

(Put your hands up! )

You know who shut it down!

Lawak, HaHa!!

Di keheningan pagi...... keadaan yg sibuk di salah satupasar tamu kat sabah, membuatkn keadaan tak berapa selesa.... terlihat... ramai org berbaris menanti bas yg begitu lambat.... kesesakn org ramai membuatkn kesesakn nafas berlaku... akhirnya bas sampai juga......
org ramai yg sarat dgn barang sendiri berebut2 menaik bas yg usang bin buruk.... oleh krn keadan bas yg kecil dan org yg ramai..terpaksa la ada yg berhimpit2....
(setengah jam perjalan)
Bas yg serba kekurangan... aircon pu tak de... music lg la tiada... oleh krn jalan tanah merah memasuki hutan felda..... penuh habuk dan jendela terpaksa ditutup bg mengelakkn abuk dr masuk dlm bas... semua penumpang kepanasan dan bemcm mcm bau blh di cium.... dan tiba2!!!!!!!!!!
Semua penumpang tercium bau kentut yg paling busuk pernah di hidu.... oleh krn jendela yg tertutup rapat... bau kentut tu pun terperangkap dlm bas..... menyebabkan semua penumpang mengamuk dan akn mengajar cukup2 pd org yg tak bertangung jawab membuang angin disaat orang tengh bersesakn ini.....
Terdengarlah suara2 penumpang itu bercakap....
Makcik: kurang ajar btl!!!!! berani sungguh dia kentut dlm bas ini!!!!!!!
Driver: jahanam... ini mesti kentut 8 tahun yg lalu.... baik mengaku sapa yg kentut sblm ada kejadian yg tak di ingini berlaku!!!!
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Tiba2 kondaktor itu bertanya soalan yg paling bodoh sekali dlm alam semester ini...........
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lelaki mesteri: depan lg sikit...dekat bustop..... yg ada kereta kancil di sebelah nya....
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Ribena!
Pada suatu hari di hari raya, Ali and the gang pergi beraya di rumah aunty Aminah. Aunty Aminah telah menghidangkan air ribena.
Ali : Aunty, takda air lain ke? Ingat kitaorang ni kanak-kanak ribena ke?
Amir : Aahlah aunty, hidang le beer ke, wine ke, brandy ke, baru ada kelas.
Aminah : Kepala hotak korang, ingat rumah aunty ni bar ke? Nak kena sebat? Ini kira dah ok le, kalau tidak nak bagi air longkang je bagi korang minum.
Moral : Jgn minum arak, berdosa.